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Sorry about the massive red text at the start. It does get better.
A Future Fair For Tommeke
Naked Sean Kelly; Skibby The Bush Kangaroo.
End-March 2010
Campaign For Tasteful Graphics; What The Fuck Is Wrong With Rapha?
Mid-March 2010
Fooball For Cyclists; Help The Po-Lice; Team Mule Bar Girl.
Hating Every Cyclist
Stylish Italians; Training Tips With Ton Verstraaten; Go Green On Bike.
Love Letter
2009 Media Awards; Deraictionary; Public Ignorance; Ricco Dance.
Brown like leaves and dog shit
Adventures of Barbie Barbie Makes Us Sick; So Does Peter Kennaugh.
Autumn Is Boring
Valverde Presidential Bid; Tour of Britain Piss Special.
The Heterosexual Issue
"Guest Edited" feat. Liz Hatch; Camel Toes; Gender Tests; ToB Trolling.
Milking The Tour
Tour Photo Gallery; Give George Yellow; Script Extract; Levi Is Patrick.
(Imaginary) Tour Game
Beating The Tour Game; Creative Writing Disaster; Trek Advert.
Stretch Menchov
Being rude about a few men. "Rubber-faced cock" is a good one.
Post-Op Lance
Watch Cycling History; Walt Disney's Motor Mania; Cycling Theme Tunes.
Battling The BNP
Thomas F Honeycutt Versus Racist; DerailedUK Awards 2008.
Reboot Required
Lance Armstrong Nastiness; BNP List; Where Are They Now?.
Derailed Baby!
Las Vegas Cyclocross; Hire Dead Cyclists; Sticker Naughtiness.
A Sunday In Hull
A Sunday In Hull; Race Programme Controversy; Free Stickers.
Chess On Wheels
Games On Wheels; Ford Escort Tour de France; Stop Talking About Prison.
Tour de Railed
Yellow Jersey - as worn by rubbish boring cocks; And more trolling.
Glorious Future For Cycling Masses
AKA "What happened in the Giro?".
Giro d'Erailed
Looks like shit and promotes another website. What were we thinking?
Patliacci
We wrote a comic about the UCI, based on Pagliacci. Worst art ever.
Race to the Sun
Race To The Sun; Let Levi Cry; Qatar Hero III; Stalking David Harmon.
Back On Track
We naively wrote TWO journalistic pieces. They're pretty okay.
Archive
All the old stuff from when we didn't mind being referred to as a blog.
Let Levi Cry
This website was so popular it got us in trouble with our webhost.